You know enough to be dangerous. You know your sun sign. Maybe your rising. You have read your Co-Star notifications and felt seen for about 30 seconds before going right back to guessing your way through your love life, your money decisions, and your career moves.
The thing that nobody tells you?
Your birth chart is not a personality quiz. It is not content. It is a blueprint. A complete, specific strategic map of who you are, what you are built for, and exactly how to use that information to make real moves.
The Baddie Blueprint teaches you to read it. And then actually do something with it.
The Baddie Blueprint
For example, if your Jupiter is in the 3rd house, your abundance comes through communication, teaching, writing, local community. Your chart says the platform you already have is the one to build on.
For example, if you have a Virgo 6th house, you over-function until your body forces you to stop. The burnout is not random. It is your chart telling you that rest is part of the system, not the opposite of productivity.
For example, Ii your Chiron is in the 1st house, you carry a wound around your identity. Who you are feels like the problem. Your chart says who you are is actually the medicine.
For example, if your Descendant is in Pisces, you idealize partners. You fall in love with potential instead of the person standing in front of you. Your chart is asking you to see clearly before you commit.
You kind of know your birth chart but have no idea how to actually use it.
You keep consuming astrology content but none of it is translating into real decisions or real results.
You feel stuck between who you are right now and who you know you can be, and you can't see the path clearly enough to move.
You want answers about your love life, your money, your purpose, and your mental health but you are done with generic horoscopes that could apply to anyone on the planet.
You are not here to collect astrology knowledge. You are here to use it.
You want someone to tell you Mercury retrograde is why everything is falling apart.
You are looking for permission to stay exactly where you are.
You want to consume without doing anything with it.
4 in-depth, personalized live Zoom sessions. All sessions are recorded and you get access to the replays forever!
Session 1:
May 6th
Your full birth chart broken down simply. No astrology knowledge required. You will leave this session knowing exactly what your chart is saying, what your key placements mean, and how to use the astrology of the rest of 2026 to make real moves. This is the foundation everything else builds on.
Session 2:
May 13th
This session covers all of it. Compatibility and what your chart says about who deserves to be your ride-or-die. Patterns in relationships and why they keep showing up. What you need versus what you have been settling for. How to set boundaries that protect your freedom without closing the door on real connection. And for the baddies who are single and thriving, what your chart says about who to say yes to and who to stop entertaining immediately.
Your 5th house, 7th house, Venus, Mars, your Descendant. We go through all of it, babe.
Session 3:
May 20th
This is the session that changes how you see yourself.
We start with your talents. The things that come so naturally to you that you have been giving them away for free or underselling them completely. Your chart has had them mapped out the whole time.
Then we follow the money. Your 2nd house, 8th house, Venus, your Midheaven. We build a real and practical picture of how your specific gifts translate into income and what your chart says about how you are meant to earn.
You will leave with a clearer vision of your purpose and a concrete direction for turning it into money.
Session 4:
May 27th
This is the session most astrology courses skip entirely.
Your 8th house. Your 12th house. Your Chiron. The placements that explain your burnout, your patterns with intimacy and vulnerability, and the cycles that keep showing up no matter how much work you think you have done.
I am an astrologer who believes in therapy. I am not going to doom-frame any of this. We are going to look at these placements honestly, understand what they are asking of you, and talk about what to actually do with that information.
Understanding the "dark houses" doesn't trap you. It is the part of your chart that finally explains why certain things keep happening, and that is where the real glow-up begins.
Testimonials
"This workshop didn't just teach astrology. It gave me the tools to show up more intentionally and effectively in my professional life."
Birth Chart Bootcamp student
"Thank you for such a comprehensive course, all of the zooms, your time, kindness, and effort."
Birth Chart Bootcamp student
"She has a real gift for translating the stars into practical, meaningful guidance. Like she truly understood my journey."
Birth Chart Reading client
"After you suggesting I step into my leadership, I did. Two weeks after my reading, I was promoted to dance captain."
Full Picture Reading client
The Baddie Blueprint
The 4 live Zoom sessions with replays.
A free 30-minute reading for the first 7 students who enroll. Your chart, your questions, your strategy. This is for the baddies who move fast.
The Saturn for Business Baddies masterclass on April 22nd, FREE for all course buyers. We use your Saturn placement to decode your business arena, your style, and the exact moves you should be making right now. A $22 value, yours free when you enroll.
Your 2026 Baddie Astrology Guide. Every major transit for the rest of the year broken down practically so you know exactly when to move and when to hold.
A referral raffle. Refer a friend who enrolls and both of you are entered to win a free FULL birth chart reading.
The Baddie Blueprint
Open to everyone until April 25th. The first 7 students who enroll also receive a free 30-minute reading.
Full Price: $333
Available until the course begins on May 6th. Session times to be determined!
About AJ
and a Saturn strategist.
I did not plan this. I was finishing grad school, staring down a career path that Saturn had already said no to, and desperately needing someone to tell me that the chaos I was in was pointing somewhere.
It was pointing here.
I read my chart. I moved. Phantom Mermaid Astrology was born one month later because I understood exactly what my chart was telling me to do and I did it.
Natal Saturn in the 9th house. Saturn in Aquarius. The blueprint was always expanding horizons, building community, and sharing what I know. I just had to learn to read it correctly.
I went from lost to booked in six months. I went viral. Patricia Arquette was regularly commenting on my content. None of that was an accident.
I built it by reading the chart and moving when the chart said move.
That is what I am handing you in this course.
FAQ section
You've got questions. I've got answers.
No. Session 1 is built for someone starting from zero. If you already know your chart basics you will still learn a lot in that first session and the remaining three go much deeper.
If you want to have a better grasp on the basics, I'm offering my self-paced mini course Birth Chart Bootcamp for $77 $47 for baddies who purchase The Baddie Blueprint!
All sessions are recorded. Replays are available forever so you will not miss anything.
It is a standalone live masterclass on April 22nd where we use your Saturn placement to identify your business arena, your edge, and the moves you should be making right now. It is available as a standalone for $22 but it is completely free for everyone enrolled in The Baddie Blueprint.
April 25th. After that the price moves to $333.
The first 7 students who enroll will receive a link to book directly with AJ. You have until the end of May to use it.
Refer a friend who enrolls and both of you are entered to win a free full birth chart reading with AJ. For each friend you refer that enrolls, you get that same amount of entries into the raffle!
Because teaching is the thing I am actually trained in.
I have a masters and years of teaching dance to every level you can think of. Kids who had never moved before, adults who swore they had no rhythm, and advanced dancers refining technique that already worked.
Everyone walked out with new moves and a smile on their face.
Astrology is what I teach now. Teaching itself is what I have been doing for years. The course is built by someone who knows how to actually get information into your head in a way that sticks.